49er On Jarhead

"Jamie Foxx was great in this, but the man needs to learn not to wear sunglasses indoors. You aren't REALLY Ray Charles, buddy - you just played him in a movie."

theDeuceDeuce On X-Men 2

"has anyone else noticed that wolverine's eyebrows are meticulously sculpted? he has the crazy hair and chops, but i swear he's been plucking..."

woopwoop22 On Beerfest

"This is the stupidest movie I've ever seen. Makes a great drinking game, though."

HuskyJosh On 300

"This flick was almost violent enough to counterbalance two hours spent watching half-naked dudes."